Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?

blastedheath:

Benjamin Haughton (British, 1865-1924), Study of Fir Woods. Oil on board, 40 x 31.3 cm. Portsmouth Museums and Records Service.

blastedheath:

Benjamin Haughton (British, 1865-1924), Study of Fir WoodsOil on board, 40 x 31.3 cm. Portsmouth Museums and Records Service.

There are several kinds of love. One is a selfish, mean, grasping, egotistical thing which uses love for self-importance. This is the ugly and crippling kind. The other is an outpouring of everything good in you — of kindness and consideration and respect — not only the social respect of manners but the greater respect which is recognition of another person as unique and valuable. The first kind can make you sick and small and weak but the second can release in you strength, and courage and goodness and even wisdom you didn’t know you had.

protective:

what a gross person someone needs to cut his hand off

Don't by Ed Sheeran from the album: X

fallinsomevelvetmorning:

Don’t fuck with my love.

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

Body by Karen O from the album: Crush Songs

oyrfyn:

'If you love love somebody, anybody, there will always be someone else..'

hypergamy:

rickymartinofficial:

221bbarricade:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

holy fuck

this got so much better HAHAHAHAHAHA

probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD

probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD